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Tweak says, "I pity da fool."

Tony Stark (notyourplayboy) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-07-08 20:11:00

Current mood:	sore
Entry tags:	active: james rogers, active: natasha romanoff, active: peter parker, active: tony stark

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Don't ever let teenagers think you can't keep up with them at a trampoline park. Now, on a completely unrelated note, I apologize if I use all the hot water in the building tonight.

✓ The wizard, aka Dr. Strange, brings my good friend, Bruce, through a portal.

✓ They meet my fiancee and I while we are enjoying a stroll through NYC like normal couples.

✓ Aliens invade NY ~~as I predicted~~.

✓ Skidward Alien captures the wizard.

✓ I jump on a flying donut ship.

✓ The kid jumps on the same flying donut ship because, you know, why not?

✓ We kill Skidward thanks to the kid's plan and land on Planet Purple Alien.

✓ Galaxy wanderers who call themselves "Guardians" fuck up plan to keep Thanos from the stone.

✓ The wizard gives Thanos the stone and says it is the only way.

✓ Many people turn to dust.

✓ I somehow get off Planet Purple Alien.

✓ We somehow bring those who turned to dust back.

✓ Cap turns up in Goodland talking about time jumps.

Hypothesis: We use time travel to collect the stones and use them to get those who turned to dust back.

Everything comes at a cost. What was the cost?

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	Re: Nat/Tony notyourplayboy 2019-07-09 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Wait, Clint is ~~fucking~~ here? The hell. If it makes you feel better, my AI destroys pretty much every reality I touch. Shit, Nat, you deserve better. Yeah, I've been hiding shit too. I got tired of people jumping on me every time I tried to protect the kids so I hid at work all weekend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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comespywithme
2019-07-09 01:25 am UTC (link)

Yeah. We're both equally parts fucked up. He watched it happen, he tried to stop me but I wouldn't let him.

I did what I had to do. I mean I can see why I did it because so many of you had families, people that needed you and I just had...me. ~~And I gave up what I love the most which is why it worked~~.

Hey, piss on everybody. You have to take care of the kids. I know nothing about kids but I'm doing the best I can to make sure the bunch next door doesn't burn the place down.

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notyourplayboy
2019-07-09 01:29 am UTC (link)

~~That never should have happened in the first--~~

You had us. Or should have. I don't understand everything that happened between Planet Purple Alien and -apparently - five years later, but I find it hard to believe that -- I just don't understand. ~~Did you all really not car---~~

Not worth ~~scaring~~ embarrassing the kids. I'll just keep to who I know ~~since I can't even trust those I do--~~. It is fine.

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	Nat/Tony comespywithme 2019-07-09 01:35 am UTC (link)
	What I told you when I got here is all I actually remember. That's it. The rest I've been told, I don't have actual memories of it. As for the rest, I don't know. I'm not sure if anyone else does. I haven't talked to Wanda, Bucky, or Steve about it so I don't know that piece of the story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Nat/Tony notyourplayboy 2019-07-09 01:36 am UTC (link)
	I know. I'm further along in the timeline than you are. I can't imagine the confusion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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comespywithme
2019-07-09 01:46 am UTC (link)

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm not hiding anything from you. Except that Clint is here and we both just needed time to process. He came here immediately after he watched me die, it was just luck that I found him trying to get here. And I....just wanted to ~~be with him~~ try and get my shit together before I said anything. And I can't make him talk to anybody, you know how he is.

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	Re: Nat/Tony notyourplayboy 2019-07-09 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Nat, I get it. If Rhodey came and wanted me to keep it secret, I would. I am questioning our reality, not here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony comespywithme 2019-07-09 01:52 am UTC (link)
	I wish Rhodey would come. Yeah, I don't have any idea what all happened during that time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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