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Tweak says, "Let's get demented!"

ʙᴀʀᴛᴏɴ (cauterising) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-11-14 13:42:00

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active: clint barton, active: natasha romanoff

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SAM WINCHESTER

I need to be shit faced, do you want to come? Also you cannot ask questions while drinking. New rule.

NAT

I gotta go out for a bit. I will probably come ~~home~~ back a lot drunk and maybe slightly moody. Please knock me out if I’m annoying. ~~This is complicating things~~ Unless you want to come drinking with my depressive ass and the moose that manages to set fire to things when he looks at them?

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	Sam/Clint devium_filius 2019-11-14 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, sure. I could be shitfaced. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Goodie. Nat's coming too. To make sure no one ends up on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint devium_filius 2019-11-14 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, that was one time. And I was cursed or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Once is all it takes Sam. Besides, isn't being drunk the exact same? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint devium_filius 2019-11-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently. As being cursed? No, being drunk is way easier to deal with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	We'll find out for sure tonight, because I'm sure you're just as much trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint devium_filius 2019-11-14 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Typically, I’m a very well behaved drunk. I guess it depends how shit faced we’re talking. Does Nat know what she’s getting into? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Oh then you're in charge of getting us home. She's Russian, she'll drink us under the table and round us up like cattle. Also she's used to me getting drunk on her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint devium_filius 2019-11-14 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	I didn’t say sensible.Fair point. Can I ask questions now, or is that a rule too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	You're proving my point here Sam. You get a few quick questions and I may make you pay for more drinks if they're stupid questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint devium_filius 2019-11-14 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Fine, put me in charge of getting us home, but don’t be surprised if we end up in an abandoned building hunting non existent ghosts. Challenge accepted. Is this good drinking or bad drinking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	So long as they're non-existent we might have a good time with that. It's somewhere in between that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint devium_filius 2019-11-14 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	It’s actually more fun when they’re real, but also more dangerous especially if you’re drunk. Right. Should I be watching for a cut off point, or just drinking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I think I'll avoid real ghosts, I have enough problems with spirits thanks. Fake ones while drunk is entirely different. That's the stupidest fucking question I've ever read. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint devium_filius 2019-11-14 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well I don’t think Goodland does real ghosts unless the Entity is having one of its ‘episodes’. And I guess that answers that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Episodes. That's a fitting way to put it. I'll be sure to stay sober if ghosts show up then. Yes, it does. That's one extra round to you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Nat/Clint comespywithme 2019-11-14 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'll come with you. I could use a few myself and someone needs to make sure you two get home safely. And put out the fires if the moose starts one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Safe might be putting it a little too up there. But home in general will be a win. I just need some space from this place. Not from you. ~~God never from you~~ And drunkness makes it easier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint comespywithme 2019-11-14 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	I completely understand. Drinking is a good idea. This place can be overwhelming sometimes. And I know you don't mean from me. I would hunt you down anyway so no need to even try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's better than some other things. Safer all around I guess. Not like you'd need to hunt much, you pretty much always know where I'll be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint comespywithme 2019-11-14 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	I do. That's why I own a good pair of binoculars. I know to look up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	I swear, one day I'm bringing that gargoyle home. He'll fit perfectly in the living room. I'll name him George and get him some sunglasses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint comespywithme 2019-11-14 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	He'd look perfect by the window. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	And far away from the doors so I don't fall over him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint comespywithme 2019-11-14 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh absolutely. IF we're going to snag a gargoyle, I don't want him to get broken. Or you for thar matter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint cauterising 2019-11-14 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I'm not interested in breaking my toes on a gargoyle. Although, talking point centre piece. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Clint comespywithme 2019-11-15 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Dude, don't steal my thunder. I already broke a bone this year. You have to wait until 2020. We should have gone after the Gargoyle when we were teenage Bonnie and Clyde. Next time. (Reply to this) (Parent)