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Dr Sam Wilson ([info]machinesrus) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-23 07:04:00

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Entry tags:active: tony stark, inactive: cisco ramon

The human body can function for a surprisingly long time on snatches of sleep. I know this, and I really don't feel any particular need to confirm it first-hand. Sort of wondering what they'd do if someone took sleeping pills and wouldn't wake up, though.

It feels almost perverse to be having a birthday after everything. First one without Vision. First one since the world ended. I shouldn't be alive - does that make it a celebration or a cruel reminder? Guess it's whatever one I focus on more. Or maybe it's just both.

It's always going to be like this. Always.


They’ve just found a gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.

Tomorrow is what I refer to as It's Cool To Still Be Alive (Nice Try, Universe, I'm Indesctructible) Day, or as I believe the youth call it, The Oldening. If I ran a bar I'd do half price drinks or something, but that doesn't work so well with medical. Half price colonoscopies, anyone? Not quite as appealing.



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[info]quattuor
2019-09-22 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Flumazenil.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Hope they know how to sterilise a needle.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-22 08:10 pm UTC (link)
You gotta ask me? Tut.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 08:13 pm UTC (link)
The truth comes out, you're in league with the frogs. It makes sense - must be hard to hold a needle steady with frog hands. They'd need a human servant.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-22 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Okay, Sam. Crack up all you want, but maybe get some ear plugs and GET THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Noise I can sleep through. It's when they jump on me I have problems.

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-22 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Guess you'll just have to curl up in an incubator.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 08:22 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if I can find one big enough...

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[info]quattuor
2019-09-22 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Can't you just make a shock bracelet that'll prompt the frogs to get off you?

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Probably, it's just more work. Especially if I want it to not shock me as well.

How long did the lepr Oh why am I asking you, you don't remember.

I don't think anything's been more than a few days so far.

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[info]halflistening
2019-09-22 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's appealing for the over 50 set?

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 09:58 pm UTC (link)
It would probably be more popular if we charged like the public health system does. Or the private health system, for that matter. So far though, half of nothing isn't exactly a huge saving.

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[info]halflistening
2019-09-22 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Maybe offer suckers for afterwards? Sure, you just had a camera up your butt, but here's some candy?

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Why not. It's not like I'm a dentist.

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-09-22 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Doing anything for your birthday?..hard pass on colonoscopy though.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 10:31 pm UTC (link)
There may allegedly be some kind of barbecue themed gathering on the roof. No medical procedures.

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-09-22 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Assuming there are no needles I may make an appearance to this alleged bbq. Needles and bbq is not a good theme.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 10:37 pm UTC (link)
No needles. It's not that kind of gathering. (I assume.)

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-09-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh good. Don’t be disappointed when you don’t get one for a gift either.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 10:41 pm UTC (link)
My needle collection though. :(

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-09-22 10:42 pm UTC (link)
RIP.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-22 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I might need to switch to plush toys or something.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-09-23 12:18 am UTC (link)
It is not alleged. It is happening.

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[info]hanabbott
2019-09-23 01:38 am UTC (link)
Nice one.

Any special requests for your birthday?

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[info]machinesrus
2019-09-23 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Sleep? An absence of amphibians? To not hear a single doctor, doctor joke for the next year?

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[info]hanabbott
2019-09-23 11:58 pm UTC (link)
A cross-stitch that says piss off?

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