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Tweak says, "No more spider babies!"

Dr Sam Wilson (machinesrus) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-08-16 14:32:00

Entry tags:

active: darcy lewis, active: peter parker, active: wanda maximoff, inactive: harry hook

Hot tip: Queens has a Cheesecake Factory.

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	halflistening 2019-08-16 03:52 am UTC (link)
	But where's the fun in that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-08-16 03:55 am UTC (link)
	I’m keeping it PG for the kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-08-16 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I can guarantee they've found the internet porn already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-08-16 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Nope, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-08-16 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Yep. Totally have. They've ventured down the deep, dark hole to the internet's creepy underbelly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dreamsofasgard 2019-08-16 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Internet what now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-08-16 04:15 am UTC (link)
	No, no, just a bad spot on the internet, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	halflistening 2019-08-16 04:15 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Parent)

	weapon_hex 2019-08-16 04:17 am UTC (link)
	I think it's a sex thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamsofasgard 2019-08-16 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Why does everything I look up seem to be a sex thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weapon_hex 2019-08-16 04:20 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. There's a lot of sex things. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	halflistening 2019-08-16 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Because humans are a depressingly simple species? We like food and we like sex. It explains the popularity of both porn and cooking videos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamsofasgard 2019-08-16 04:23 am UTC (link)
	~~It's not that I'm against it, but~~ I'm slightly scared of some of these people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

halflistening
2019-08-16 04:26 am UTC (link)

It's probably a good idea to stick to the cooking videos then. Porn isn't for everyone and it's fine if it's not for you. And it's also fine if it's not for you right now but you decide it is for you later.

As a friendly older adult (because I'm not going to assume that we're friends after like, a day), I understand that you were raised in a necessarily sheltered environment. If you have questions about anything, I'm happy to answer them.

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	halflistening 2019-08-16 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-08-16 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I’m going to yell at you now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-08-16 04:23 am UTC (link)
	For? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-08-16 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Hmmmmm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-08-16 04:28 am UTC (link)
	You're adorable when you're all protective-dad-don't-corrupt-my-kids-Darcy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-08-16 04:29 am UTC (link)
	They are going to get internet viruses now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-08-16 04:34 am UTC (link)
	How else are they supposed to learn? I wrote my first worm by deconstructing one that my uncle picked up from a porn site. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notyourplayboy 2019-08-16 04:35 am UTC (link)
	How did we get from cheesecake to here? —— don’t answer that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-08-16 04:37 am UTC (link)
	It's one of life's great mysteries. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	isthedagger 2019-08-16 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely a sex thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fromyoutube 2019-08-16 04:19 am UTC (link)
	~~Years ago. What? Who said that? Not meeee.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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