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Dr Sam Wilson ([info]machinesrus) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-08-16 14:32:00

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Entry tags:active: darcy lewis, active: peter parker, active: wanda maximoff, inactive: harry hook

Hot tip: Queens has a Cheesecake Factory.


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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 03:39 am UTC (link)
I’m never going to fit in my wedding tux.

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[info]machinesrus
2019-08-16 03:40 am UTC (link)
I think that's what tailors are for.

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[info]fromyoutube
2019-08-16 03:44 am UTC (link)
YOUR WEDDING TUX WHAT NOW?!

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 03:50 am UTC (link)
You know I’m engaged in your time. It has to happen sooner or later.

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[info]fromyoutube
2019-08-16 03:52 am UTC (link)
Yeah but I don't know when you get married. Are you getting married now? Or was that like a figure of speech thing? A "one day we're getting married so I gotta look good in my tux" thing?

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 03:54 am UTC (link)
At the rate we are going, the latter, kid.

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[info]fromyoutube
2019-08-16 04:00 am UTC (link)
Ooh. I was getting excited for you guys! I was going to ask about presents.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 04:01 am UTC (link)
Get on Pepper. I want to get this thing on the road.

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[info]fromyoutube
2019-08-16 04:17 am UTC (link)
I'll do what I can! :D

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(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-08-16 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fromyoutube, 2019-08-16 04:24 am UTC
Pete - Tony - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-08-16 04:37 am UTC
Re: Pete - Tony - [info]fromyoutube, 2019-08-16 05:03 am UTC
Re: Pete - Tony - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-08-16 05:08 am UTC
Re: Pete - Tony - [info]fromyoutube, 2019-08-16 05:34 am UTC

[info]halflistening
2019-08-16 03:56 am UTC (link)
Did you know that large receptions began as bribery? Even with a ceremony, couples weren't considered married until the community acknowledged them as being married. So people would throw big ass parties to bribe their friends and neighbors into it.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 03:58 am UTC (link)
Well, I’ll be happy just to have the kids and some friends there so I’m glad bribery is not on the table.

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[info]halflistening
2019-08-16 04:06 am UTC (link)
I mean... It is if you WANT it to be? I'm totally down with being bribed.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 04:09 am UTC (link)
You are stuck coming either way we go, don’t worry.

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[info]halflistening
2019-08-16 04:11 am UTC (link)
It's a good thing that my love comes cheap then. You basically got the Friends and Family Discount.

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[info]halflistening
2019-08-16 03:50 am UTC (link)
Spanx, my dude.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 03:51 am UTC (link)
I bet I could invent something less kinky sounding.

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[info]halflistening
2019-08-16 03:52 am UTC (link)
But where's the fun in that?

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 03:55 am UTC (link)
I’m keeping it PG for the kids.

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[info]halflistening
2019-08-16 03:58 am UTC (link)
I can guarantee they've found the internet porn already.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 04:03 am UTC (link)
Nope, no.

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[info]halflistening
2019-08-16 04:05 am UTC (link)
Yep. Totally have. They've ventured down the deep, dark hole to the internet's creepy underbelly.

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[info]dreamsofasgard
2019-08-16 04:14 am UTC (link)
Internet what now?

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-16 04:15 am UTC (link)
No, no, just a bad spot on the internet, sweetheart.

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[info]halflistening
2019-08-16 04:15 am UTC (link)

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(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2019-08-16 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamsofasgard, 2019-08-16 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]weapon_hex, 2019-08-16 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halflistening, 2019-08-16 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamsofasgard, 2019-08-16 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halflistening, 2019-08-16 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halflistening, 2019-08-16 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-08-16 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halflistening, 2019-08-16 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-08-16 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halflistening, 2019-08-16 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-08-16 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halflistening, 2019-08-16 04:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourplayboy, 2019-08-16 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halflistening, 2019-08-16 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isthedagger, 2019-08-16 12:19 pm UTC

[info]fromyoutube
2019-08-16 04:19 am UTC (link)
Years ago. What? Who said that? Not meeee.

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