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Michael Guerin ([info]loveistheworst) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-23 14:55:00

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Entry tags:active: freddy freeman

I don't know what the hell is going on here, but I am not amused. I need to get back to Roswell. Immediately. I have to save Max. I'm certainly not going to share an apartment with some stripper wannabe named Angel.


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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Living with strippers is fun, you take that back!

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[info]loveistheworst
2019-06-23 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I've never lived with one, but I fail to see how it would be fun.

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:09 pm UTC (link)
They just want real love waiting for them at home. And maybe someone who knows how to treat a g-string right.

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[info]loveistheworst
2019-06-23 07:10 pm UTC (link)
I can treat a g-string right. I am not the real love kinda guy though.

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I wasn't either. But that shit'll sneak up on you and before you know it, you love someone someone than you've ever loved yourself.

Breaks the brain, really.

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[info]loveistheworst
2019-06-23 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Or more than one someone. Yeah, well, love's never been that kind to me.

Any idea how I can get home? I really don't have time for philosophical discussions.

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:16 pm UTC (link)
You remind me of myself.

Best settle in buckaroo. There's no going home.

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[info]loveistheworst
2019-06-23 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry for you then.

That's impossible. We got here somehow.

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:20 pm UTC (link)
And now we can't leave.

Ever.

Well, maybe not ever.

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[info]loveistheworst
2019-06-23 07:21 pm UTC (link)
I refuse to believe that. There has to be a way.

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, I don't have superpowers. [...] Useful superpowers.

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[info]loveistheworst
2019-06-23 07:23 pm UTC (link)
[...] you expect me to believe you have superpowers?

are you another alien?

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Yeah.

That's why my threshold for weird is pretty high up, baby.

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[info]loveistheworst
2019-06-23 07:32 pm UTC (link)
What kind of superpowers?

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:37 pm UTC (link)
You know how there's dead people? And they have ghosts?

I can see them.

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(no subject) - [info]loveistheworst, 2019-06-23 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quattuor, 2019-06-23 07:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loveistheworst, 2019-06-23 07:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quattuor, 2019-06-23 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loveistheworst, 2019-06-23 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quattuor, 2019-06-23 07:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loveistheworst, 2019-06-23 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fknaudrey, 2019-06-23 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quattuor, 2019-06-23 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fknaudrey, 2019-06-23 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quattuor, 2019-06-23 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fknaudrey, 2019-06-23 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quattuor, 2019-06-23 08:49 pm UTC

[info]fknaudrey
2019-06-23 07:20 pm UTC (link)
On behalf of strippers (wannabe and otherwise), I'd like to voice a complaint with management.

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Straight people tip real well though.

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[info]theboyblunder
2019-06-23 07:45 pm UTC (link)
But just the tip.

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Well, the other tip is for other people.

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[info]theboyblunder
2019-06-23 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Not if they say 'no homo' first.

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Depends on the guy.

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[info]theboyblunder
2019-06-23 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Are you telling me there are straights that won't make exceptions?

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[info]quattuor
2019-06-23 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes.

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[info]theboyblunder
2019-06-23 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Careful.

You don’t want to cut yourself on all this edge.

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[info]fknaudrey
2019-06-23 07:30 pm UTC (link)
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