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Klaus Hargreeves ([info]quattuor) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-08-10 22:04:00

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Entry tags:active: derek hale, active: five hargreeves, active: lizzie saltzman

this is a lot I saw a pink poodle on the street today and I swear that for a minute I forgot all about hair-dye and all I wanted was to have a pink dog and name it P!nk and teach it to bark to the tune of SO WHAT.

No, no. I'm not high.



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[info]quattuor
2019-08-10 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Don't rob college professors with dogs.

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[info]jumps
2019-08-10 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Why were you doing that?

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[info]quattuor
2019-08-10 10:31 pm UTC (link)
He was an asshole Do you really want to know?

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[info]jumps
2019-08-10 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Why would I ask Only if you want to tell me.

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[info]quattuor
2019-08-10 10:37 pm UTC (link)
He was an asshole who thought belittling students was the pinnacle of 21st century teaching methods and kept bragging about some freaking sketch of some dead painter that he inherited from his parents.

Yes, I know that's theft. At least I seduced him first.

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[info]jumps
2019-08-11 12:40 am UTC (link)
He sounds like a great guy.

Did you actually manage to steal it? Otherwise, I don't think it's theft so much as attempted theft.

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[info]quattuor
2019-08-11 12:42 am UTC (link)
Suuuuuuuper great.

Sometimes all you need to use a little blackmail to prevent certain theft charges from appearing on your criminal record. He couldn't really complain because I recorded a very specific interaction.

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[info]jumps
2019-08-11 12:54 am UTC (link)
He might be the best professor ever.

Did you get the sketch?

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[info]quattuor
2019-08-11 12:56 am UTC (link)
Of course. Burnt it. Fire good.

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[info]jumps
2019-08-11 01:07 am UTC (link)
That's a shame. But, yes, fire is good.

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[info]quattuor
2019-08-11 01:09 am UTC (link)
Couldn't fence it. All thought it was fake.

So, fire good.

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[info]jumps
2019-08-11 01:11 am UTC (link)
Probably was.

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