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Tweak says, "I want you.... to want.... ME!"

ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ (callmemarvel) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2021-04-14 15:44:00

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active: bucky barnes, active: carol danvers, active: kate bishop, active: nebula

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I'm starting to discover that living with two assassins with high metabolisms, a bottomless pit of a teenager, a mystery of human consumption, a flerken and a tree that insists on eating donuts like it's oxygen; it's getting me a reputation.

How bad is it that the donut place had a rush, and I'm worried six dozen isn't enough for the apartment?

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	assignment 2021-04-14 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm guessing bagels probably wouldn't be a good substitute for anyone wanting the donut sugar. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-14 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	I know for a fact if I show up with bagels instead of donuts I'll be run out of the place. Probably by Nebula. You'd be surprised the speed her sweet tooth has developed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-04-14 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Has she tried the powdered ones yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-14 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I think she's tried them all. At the very least she likes the glazed ones best, and I know this because Peter's afraid to eat them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-04-14 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	The plain glazed ones are the best, so she's not wrong there. Those are just smart self preservation skills. It's a shame Rocket isn't here to fight her over the last one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-14 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	There's something about simplicity that just makes it the best. Naturally, Quill eats the ones with so much sugar I'm sure he'll vibrate out of this pocket realm. I am definitely not sad that Flerken hating rodent isn't around right now, but the battle royale for donuts might be worth witnessing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-04-15 12:48 am UTC (link)
	He likes the jelly-filled ones too, doesn't he? The tantrum after he lost would be worth it. A part of me would want to tie a string to one and pull it away each time he went for it. The other part just wants to toss him into a trash bin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-15 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Jelly, sugar, chocolate, custard, the ones with lucky charms on the top of them. It sounds like he's as delightful in all versions of the universe. Little furry idiot that he is. He'd probably construct a gun to vaporize the donut if he couldn't get it on the second try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-04-15 01:33 am UTC (link)
	He really likes his donuts. I've met him briefly a couple of times, but he leaves an impression. I could see it. Or blow half the apartment to hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-15 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Between him and Marty, the potential for sugar comas is always high. He tried to shoot my Flerken, on a space ship, in the middle of space. He's not good with impulse control. But then, knowing the Guardians, it's not really what they're renowned for anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-04-15 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	More of the shoot or explode first, evade questions later kind of raccoon. He "offered" to buy my arm in the middle of a battle against Thanos' army. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-15 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Or ask questions never. People usually have to ask him the questions. And the answers never make sense. At least he was asking rather than just trying to pull it off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-04-16 02:59 am UTC (link)
	True, though I think it was more along the lines of asking but with the intention to take it one way or another. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-16 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like Rocket. It's bad to both want him to show up just to see him freak out and not because you know the Entity will get pissed at him stealing everything that isn't tied down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assignment 2021-04-17 02:36 am UTC (link)
	That's what locked trash bins are for. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kate_bishop 2021-04-16 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Poptarts. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-16 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Are called an abomination in our apartment. Marty likes them, but Nebula and Gamora, not so much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2021-04-16 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	NO WAY! They're completely legit! Technically, jelly-filled donuts are pretty much a poptart just with more pastry and less need to toast unless that's your jam...no pun intended. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-16 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure there's less processed sugar in donuts than poptarts though. I'm not about to argue with space assassins about poptarts, not when it just means fewer stops for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2021-04-20 07:41 am UTC (link)
	That's probably a good idea even if they are completely wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-20 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't say completely. You do know no one can live on Pop Tarts, right? No matter what Barton pretends. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cybertechnic 2021-04-16 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Are there no other donut stores? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	callmemarvel 2021-04-16 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	None that will fill your order at least. It's fine, I'm making it work, but someone is going to need to tolerate just getting some danish pastries. (Reply to this) (Parent)