OMG OMG OMG!!! That was so great!!! And now I keep hearing Snape speaking in a neapolitan accent in my mind... incredible!!! Best gift ever!!! THANKS, that was awesome! And Severus's look when Harry starts commiserating himself...
Oh, there are a couple of tiny mistakes in the Italian, and in the menu, I could point them out if you want, but TRUST ME the story is perfect nontheless!!
Alas, it's not the right season for porcini, but I'll think of this fic as I cook risotto ai frutti di mare for dinner ;)