*chortles* Omigosh, this is... *snorts with laughter* Sorry, I'm incoherent at the moment. *giggles*
...*tries to breath slowly and calm down* Okay, I'll try again: OMG hilarious!!! Um... Hermaphrodite!Cat!Snape!!! Hairy Harry in golden bikini!!! "May the snark be with you"!!!! You melted my brain!!!!! :D