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snarrymod (snarrymod) wrote in snarry_games,
@ 2009-08-19 21:05:00

Entry tags:

art, snitch

Team Snitch Entry (ART): "Return of the Snape" by Snakeysnape
Title: Return Of The Snape
Artist: snakeysnape
Team: Snitch (Ballz, we got 'em!)
Genre(s): GenderBender/Crossdressing, Fandom Crossovers/Fusion
Prompt(s): Last Hope
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: PG13; Highlight if you wish to know: * Avoid if you are sensitive to latex or allergic to hairy guys in harem costumes. Contains 100 % industrial strength crack. Not to be taken with food or drink as there is some risk of choking and/or snorting diet Pepsi out your nose. (Ouch!) Also not to be taken seriously. May be hazardous to the health of your computer, not to mention your mind, should you ignore these precautions. If you experience any side effects, take two naked Snapes and call me in the morning. Accidental overdose may be countered with canon. Or laser cannon. Repeatedly. Oh, and I am NOT responsible. :evil grin: For anything.*
Artist's Notes/Disclaimers/Thank you to DISCLAIMER: The Harry Potter universe and its recognizable characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Warner Films. Star Wars belongs to George Lucas. This is a work of fan art from which no profit is made.
A/N: Having discovered (in Episode V: The Death Eaters Strike Back) that Nagini's venom is only deadly to males, Severus The Sky Walker takes a temporary gender switching potion, enabling him to survive an otherwise fatal trap. What he does not know is that one of the elixir's rare ingredients was contaminated, turning him into a true hermaphrodite. It also activates any latent Creature genes the user might have ... and the change is permanent.
Media used: Poser, Photoshop and Corel Graphics Suite
Archiving/Usage permission, including the Tribute Video (only after the polls have closed and medals have been awarded): May be archived wherever the Snarry Games art is archived, may be used in the Tribute video. Permission is also given for use in icon/tag making, provided the artist is properly credited. Any other use, please ask first.

Returning to his home world of Slytherin in search of a cure, Severus must rescue the Rebel Order's only remaining hope of destroying the Dark Lord, Voldemort, from the harem of Malfoy The Slutt. But will the Boy Who Is Badly Disguised As A Princess even recognize his hero and secret love in this beguiling new shape?

Wizard Wars. Episode V1: Return of The Snape. May the Snark be with you!

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	jadzialove 2009-08-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG that is disturbing. Hee. And hairy Harry in the gold bikini.... no words. Just OMG that is so wrong, so so wonderfully wrong! Geez even your warnings had me rolling. Awesome. Snitches rule! (Reply to this)

joanwilder
2009-08-20 04:17 am UTC (link)

HO MY GOD! You blew me away on this one. I can't type for laughing. Are you sure you're not a writer? Because that intro paragraph above the pic is good stuff! Malfoy the Slutt! The Boy Who is Badly Disguised! Heeeee! What a wonderful poster-ific rendition of this genderbending fusion! I've not ever seen anything like it--the colors are great, the posing of the characters is so perfect, and the whole spirit of the piece makes me want let how a Chewwie howl! Fantastic! Thanks for taking us where no man has gone before...oh wait, wrong universe! HEEEE, you done good, Snitch!

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snakeysnape, 2009-08-20 05:07 pm UTC

	montana_dan 2009-08-20 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I blame myself for the diet pepsi that snorted onto my screen. There are just no words...aside from the warning and your blurb. Absolutely funtastic. Thank you so much for the laughter before bed. Truly excellent! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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snakeysnape, 2009-08-20 05:09 pm UTC

alisanne
2009-08-20 04:38 am UTC (link)

I think I'm speechless (no small feat, believe me).
Snape's tits almost knocked me over when I opened the page, so I suppose they deserve a separate mention. *giggles*
His/her outfit is so...shiny! *giggles*
And poor Harry looks miserable in his Princess Leia-esque outfit. *pets him*
*giggles again*
LOVE the light saber. *g* And the boots, mmmm.
I...you've blown me away.
*stares*

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snakeysnape, 2009-08-20 05:20 pm UTC

	ex_froggie897 2009-08-20 04:42 am UTC (link)
	This is so bizarre and hilarious and reminds me why I love this fandom...Oh, the joy of crack! And oh my lord Snape's face pretty much makes my day. :D (Reply to this)

	shadowess 2009-08-20 05:00 am UTC (link)
	wow this is totally crack-tastic! What a over the top funny image. thank you for scaring me for life =) (Reply to this)

	sra_danvers 2009-08-20 05:26 am UTC (link)
	OMG! Voldy is really amazing!!! Catwoman Snape... I have no words... XD I laughted so much! Harry is strangely attractive... The tittle is so appropriate! Thanks! MARTA (Reply to this)

	undunoops 2009-08-20 05:37 am UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD. Okay, you win the Nets... (Reply to this)

	accioslash 2009-08-20 05:37 am UTC (link)
	wipes Diet Mountain Dew off the computer screen Now that is what I get for telling myself, "Nah, you don't need to read the warnings for art!" Hahahahahaha! OMG! I am absolutely mesmerized by Harry's chest hair and Snape's...um...~~ginormous tits of doom!~~ chest. I suddenly can't imagine anyone bothering to describe his eyes ever again. snicker (Reply to this)

	atypicalsnowman 2009-08-20 05:44 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHA! calls over roommate to see this Severus with his cat ears and huge boobs! Bwhahaha! And I love that Harry is hairy! The man in the bikini! (Reply to this)

igtow
2009-08-20 06:27 am UTC (link)

Is that, like, a snarling creature on snape's codpiece? (Yeah, we all have our priorities. ) am so glad the iTouch has a zoom. And those tits--a good leviosa would give him a black eye. Hairy lives up to his name but I love the mechanics of that top. *G*

Fantastic work! There's so much to look at, I don't know where to begin... although you can guess where I always end up...

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alisanne, 2009-08-20 04:18 pm UTC

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snakeysnape, 2009-08-20 05:33 pm UTC

	dani_meows 2009-08-20 06:43 am UTC (link)
	kitty eared Snape! giggles It's so awesome, ^_^ (Reply to this) (Thread)

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snakeysnape, 2009-08-20 05:34 pm UTC

	galad222000 2009-08-20 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Holy Smokes! speechless with laughter..... (Reply to this)

	fancypantsdylan 2009-08-20 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Mwuh ha ha ah HA HA! that is the most disturbing and funniest thing I've ever seen. Brilliant! I absolute love it! You've melded my two favourite things in the whole world together. (Reply to this)

	karasu_hime 2009-08-20 06:51 am UTC (link)
	That's marvelous! I love the tits of doom! and the light flickering off of snapes fingers! LOVE! (Reply to this)

	ex_chrysos562 2009-08-20 06:52 am UTC (link)
	If there was a contest in warnings/kinks, yours would certainly win! I'm glad I read it first so I could put down my cup of coffee first. The picture is hilarious, and well done. Snape's boobs with Harry's shilouette mirorred in them ... (Reply to this)

veridari
2009-08-20 07:05 am UTC (link)

You are just about the most hilarious/brilliant/disturbed/person in the Games and I think I'm in love with you...

Snape's damn hot as a babe....and egads I want his dragon nails. Plus I want to run my hand through all that hair on Harry (who's living up to his name, clearly!)

I'm deliriously happy we're on the same team, because this is a Snitch hit out of the ballpark - oh wait, we're supposed to catch those. ;)

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	yivel 2009-08-20 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Woah, you totally fried my brain here. OMG, I can never watch Star Wars again or I'll always wonder if Leia won't start sprouting hair at any moment. hides Snape's tail is great. haha You managed the ternary crossover really well! Kudos! (Reply to this)

	1taintedsoul 2009-08-20 07:31 am UTC (link)
	OMG those tits! And thighs she could clamp cars with! falls over laughing Love it! Harry's so cute and hairy(?)in his little bikini. Great job. May the force be with you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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snakeysnape, 2009-08-20 08:18 pm UTC

	eriador117 2009-08-20 08:26 am UTC (link)
	OMG, that is hilarious! Good job I wasn't drinking anything, LOL! (Reply to this)

	centaury_squill 2009-08-20 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Your text (including those hilarious warnings) is as cracktastic as the picture! Can't stop staring at the boy who etc and Snape, OMG, lightsabre in one hand, giving the fingers (claws?) with the other... (Reply to this)

	aislinn_nicole 2009-08-20 09:28 am UTC (link)
	giggles uncontrollably Omg... I was laughing at the warning, and when I got the picture open I about fell over I started laughing so hard! This is truly beyond words, it's so freaking funny! Thanks for cheering me up before bed! :D (Reply to this)

	hpstrangelove 2009-08-20 09:49 am UTC (link)
	This is great! I've always loved ROTJ - even more so now. Everything about this is so funny - the text gives it the perfect touch. (Reply to this)

	house_elf 2009-08-20 10:06 am UTC (link)
	May the snark be with you! Hahahaha (Reply to this)

	whitecotton 2009-08-20 10:18 am UTC (link)
	Okay, didn't read the warning so almost choked on my coffee. Excellent and just what I needed to set me up in a good mood for the day. ps: Doctor, I am starting to look at my cat differently... Especially the ears... (Reply to this) (Thread)

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snakeysnape, 2009-08-20 06:42 pm UTC

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