I'm going to have to say the winner is the audience.
AHAHA! Y'damn right, man. XD
LOL. MEDIUM. OMG.
But I think your fic warnings win, like. SO. HARD. AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THEM. We need so totally need to make them a must-have for all fic warnings, omg! Maybe then people will chill and remember that fandom is all about the fun, yes?