Peter Parker/Spider-Man (trampled_webs) wrote in snapthread, @ 2019-02-25 09:57:00 |
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Entry tags: | peter b parker (sv), peter parker (ps4) |
Who: Peter Parker (PS4) & OPEN
Where: Center of town
When: Early evening
What: Arrival
Rating: TBD (Probably lowish?)
"You'll never stop me, Spider-Man!" Came the annoying voice of the man behind the wheel. Legitimately just a man in a stupid costume, behind the steering console of a giant... wheel. Tracks running along its treads, big gripping arms coming out of the side. The thing was literally just a massive, single wheel, with a steering column inside and some gadgets, but nothing too exciting. The thing was huge though, destroying cars in the streets as it plowed through, making a mess of things as it went.
Peter sighed. He'd fought giant demons and a master assassin, he'd taken out brilliant minds, and fascinating villains with such interesting motivations and abilities. But no, no today he was going to be focused on a guy calling himself The Big Wheel, who was stealing money from a bank. It was such a dumb concept, and such a cliche crime, Peter almost thought this would be the perfect training mission for Miles, but he just didn't have time. The guy was causing too much damage.
"Do you realize that you sound like a bad Bond villain from the 1960s?!" Peter asked, swinging down through the city's scrapers, then running along the wall, bounding off with a twist in his body, then shot down again, swinging himself low, then high into the air to launch further; readjusting his fingers to fire off ziplines which he tugged to send him sailing forward even faster. Bounding off the corner of a building as he hit it, picking up speed to catch the Wheel.
"Jackson! Can't we just pull over and talk? About stuff? Like the Oscars not having a host, or how creepy that live action Winnie the Pooh movie was?! Or even about your poor life choices?" Peter then swung super low, webbed to the wheel and whipped himself around the front of the wheel, firing several more lines as he went, before landing feet first into a building and whipping the wheel around and up. Slamming it into the side of a building and firing a series of webs to pin the thing there.
He crawled up to Jackson and shook his head, "Jackson Weele? And you became the Big Wheel? Do you realize that's like if Captain America's real name was American July the IVth?" He shook his head, "Well you won't be drag racing for some time. The police are on their way. I recommend you take this time in prison to work on your whole name and concept here. Be a productive villain to society. Okay? Now, what should I have for dinn--"
Suddenly Peter's body swept up, becoming a dusty apparition of itself, floating away, until the scenery changed and Peter found himself landing hard against the ground beneath him. Blinking, his lenses adjusted with his eyes, and soon he was pushing to his feet, looking around. "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... or New York...."
He kept his mask on, but he could already see in his HUD that there was no communications connected at all back home, "Mysterio, I swear if this is you, I'm finally breaking that stupid dome. I had an important date with a frozen dinner and channel surfing tonight."