Challenge 226: Pick Me Up Title: Pick Me Up Rating: PG-13 Pairing: Severus Snape/Terry Boot Challenge: #226: Snape is Silent Word Count: 100 Warnings: None... except there are some REALLY bad pick up lines in this thing. Author's Note: Yeah... this is for one of my roleplaying buddies and her Terry. Sometimes, I worry about her. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters depicted in this story. J.K. Rowling really wouldn't have written them doing this. I haven't made any money. Please don't sue me.
Severus stood in silence as he listened to the worst pickup lines he'd ever heard.
"I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out."
"Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!"
The lines were getting more radically desperate.
"What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me."
"You are a finely crafted toy, may I play with you?"
Severus couldn't reply; he could only hide his face in his hand and shake his head.
"My name is Terry. That's so you know what to scream."