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April 22nd, 2008

enigmalea @ 09:54 am: Challenge #226: Pleasure/Pain
Title: Pleasure/Pain
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus/?? It's a surprise, but if you REALLY want to ruin it, highlight the white box. Severus/Harry/Ginny
Challenge: #226: Snape is Silent
Word Count: 3 x 100
Warnings: Yeah, so... this is a little kinky. Highlight to read them all. Threesome, Bondage, Delayed Orgasm, Male/Male gratification, Oral gratification
Author's Note: For the safety and sanity of everyone involved, assume this is extremely AU and everyone depicted is above age.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters depicted in this story. J.K. Rowling really wouldn't have written them doing this. I haven't made any money. I'm not responsible for underage readers. Please don't sue me.

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. )

enigmalea @ 02:04 pm: Challenge 226: Pick Me Up
Title: Pick Me Up
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Severus Snape/Terry Boot
Challenge: #226: Snape is Silent
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None... except there are some REALLY bad pick up lines in this thing.
Author's Note: Yeah... this is for one of my roleplaying buddies and her Terry. Sometimes, I worry about her.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters depicted in this story. J.K. Rowling really wouldn't have written them doing this. I haven't made any money. Please don't sue me. 



Severus stood in silence as he listened to the worst pickup lines he'd ever heard.

"I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out."

"Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!"

The lines were getting more radically desperate.

"What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me."

"You are a finely crafted toy, may I play with you?"

Severus couldn't reply; he could only hide his face in his hand and shake his head.

"My name is Terry. That's so you know what to scream."

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