"No, fuck you." Title: "No, fuck you." Author:torino10154 Word Count: 100 Rating: R Pairing: Severus/Petunia, implied canon Severus/Lily Warning: Hate sex Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR. A/N: Unbeta'd. Written for snape100 Challenge 361: "Snape and 'P'". I admit I have a huge kink for Severus and Petunia interacting in any way whatsoever.