Title: A Series of Unfortunate Speed Dates, I Challenge: Snape and "S" Word Count: 100
"May I have your attention, please?" The mistress of ceremonies smiled reflexively. "The rules of speed dating are simple. You will have five minutes, no more, to chat with the person at your table -
Snape sighed. Why had he let Draco and Astoria talk him into this?
"Gruess Gott, Herr Professor!" A hearty Austrian with blond hair and piggy eyes took his place across the table. "Mein Name ist Bruno Schmidt! Wie geht es Ihnen?"