Aaaaahhhh! Title: Aaaaahhhhh Author:kelly_chambliss Challenge: #357 -- Snape's Halloween Pairing: Snape/McGonagall Length: 100 x 2 Rating: NC-17. Ish. Warnings: Dialogue-only Summary: Ever wonder what the teachers did to celebrate Halloween after they settled the business of the troll in the dungeon? Notes: Written with much authorial snickering, lots of porn clichés, and no excuse. Many thanks to my excellent beta-reader tetleythesecond.
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"Must we make love with that grotesque pumpkin face leering at us, Severus?"
"We're not making love, Minerva; we're fucking. Call it 'making love' on the nights you win the bet."
"I still… oooh! yes, right there… I still contend that I did win. It was my Gryffindors who… aaahhh… stopped the troll."
"And it's your same reckless idiot Gryffindors--argh! Not so hard!--who disobeyed orders to go to their common room and instead nearly got themselves killed. So I… ahhhhh, yessss… win. Don't I?"
"No, I think… why are you stopping?"
"Don't I?
"All right! Yes! You win."
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"You win. But I still hate… mmmmmmm… that hideous… "
"Let's put that mouth to better use, shall we? Ahhhhhhh… Stop complaining about the… unnggghhh… pumpkin. You're the one who told Albus jack-o'-lanterns make… oh, fuck, yes, yeeeesssssss… an 'atmospheric contribution' to Halloween."
"----I didn't say I liked the atmosphere, ye daft… mmmppffffgg…"
"And I didn't say you could stop… You'll get your turn… Unngg, yes, th-a-a-a-t's it… Merlin's sweet arse… aaaaaaaah…