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June 4th, 2019

ellid @ 07:47 am: Title: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back to the Cinema… II
Prompt: Jaws
Word Count: 100


The Muggle Studies professor looked pained. “We are not going to show the children an American television show of such poor – “

“What American television show? I’m responding to the comment about needing a bigger boat.” Severus, annoyed, flicked his newly trimmed, immaculately clean hair away from his face. “Are there others films where Muggles are defeated by sharks? This one was quite entertaining.”

The Muggle Studies professor blinked. “There are three sequels to this one, only one of which is any good. There’s also one where an orca eats someone’s leg.”

“Excellent! Where can I see them?’ said Severus.

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