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June 3rd, 2019

ellid @ 07:53 am: Title: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back to the Cinema… I
Prompt: Jaws
Word Count: 100



The next classic film the Muggle Studies professor suggested was considerably older and more violent. Minerva watched it herself, shuddered, and insisted that an alternate selection made by someone named “Disney” be substituted for the younger children. It was a cartoon version of Sherlock Holmes, and after the shock at seeing the great detective with ears and fur wore off, it was quite enjoyable.

Severus and his mysterious friend dismissed The Great Mouse Detective as sentimental nonsense (of course), but Jaws was another matter. “Of course they needed another boat. Foolish Muggles, what did they think they were hunting, minnows?”

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