Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100
Reply to Severus Snape's reply to Minerva McGonagall's invitation, from Minerva McGonagall, via an extremely annoyed barn owl:
Dear Severus:
Just because you are an atheist doesn't mean that everyone else is. Services of Thanksgiving are common to every culture, and this one is deliberately planned to be as inclusive as possible. Mother Bagham-Barnes and Rabbi Montefiore will be coordinating with Imam Damra, Pastor McGillicuddy, and Guru Singh Khalsa, which you would know if you'd read the enclosed program.
As for the food, I will be serving hot appetizers and a selection of alcohol, not gillywater. Good heavens.
Yours,
Minerva