Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100
Reply to Minerva McGonagall's invitation from Severus Snape:
My dear Minerva:
Are you out of your mind?
A church service of Thanksgiving? Have half your guests ever so much as set foot in a church except for weddings and funerals? Can Lupin even enter a church without igniting, let alone take Communion? Are you certain Lovegood won't bring her crumpet-coated snack cakes or whatever she's calling her latest wildlife “discovery”?
And a “collation”? Do you think tea sandwiches and gillywater will be enough to satisfy the Weasleys, especially the ones who are playing professional Quidditch?
Please rethink this.
S. Snape