Snape 100

ellid @ 07:41 am: Title: Special Delivery, IV
Challenge: cats and dogs
Word Count: 100 for the drabble, not the intro.


Transcript of Floo conversation between Remus Lupin and Severus Snape. The conversation takes place after the latter learns that the owls are all out being vaccinated against Feather-Fray.

- Lupin! Have you lost your mind?

- No more than usual, Severus. How are you on this fine day?

- Not nearly as good as I was before you sent me domestic animals!

- Domestic animals? What animals?

- *sound of mewing, barking, grunting, hissing, etc.* Those animals! Four dozen of them by overnight delivery!

- I can barely make my rent. What makes you think I can afford to send you pets?

- Pets? Pets?

- *sound of tremendous yowl* Severus, it sounds like your moggies are mating.

- STOP THAT YOU FLEA-BITTEN -

Transcript ends.

alisanne @ 01:07 pm: Chosen
Title: Chosen
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snape100's prompt #384: Like Cats and Dogs
Word Count: 100 x 6
Warnings: None
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Chosen