Challenge: happy birthday, Severus Snape
Word Count: 100
1 January 2010
Dear Headmistress:
Per our conversation last night, this is to confirm the following:
- I do not want a birthday party.
- I do not want cards, letters, flowers, or expressions of false bonhomie.
- Signs, placards, or banners reading "LOOK WHO'S NIFTY FIFTY" will not be welcomed.
- Gifts will be returned to the giver.
- I do not want any special foods, cakes, or alcoholic beverages.
I am not joking.
Very truly yours,
S. Snape
P.S. Please pass this along to Potter and the wolf before they decide that I am not serious. I am.