Snape 100

bethbethbeth @ 11:02 am: Challenge #203: Snape's List
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Challenge #203: Snape's List. For this week's challenge, your 100-word drabble must be in the form of a list. Shopping list? To-do list? Potions ingredients list? It's up to you as long as it's some sort of Snape-related list.

bluestocking79 @ 12:56 pm: Ways to Woo a Witch: Hermione Granger
Challenge #203: Snape’s List
Title: Ways to Woo a Witch: Hermione Granger
Author: bluestocking79
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Pairing: SS/HG…sort of.


Ways to Woo Hermione Granger:

1. Select Granger as apprentice; hope that she’ll eventually notice my secret passion for her.

2. Have daft Marriage Law passed requiring Granger to marry me; convince her of the suitability of the arrangement with great sex.

3. Arrange for Granger to have Timeturner accident, forcing her back in time to my adolescence; win her sympathies. Bonus: may correct mistakes re: the Lily affair.

4. Make Granger aware of painful, long-suffering life of a martyr to the light; hope pity turns to love.

5. Be myself, and attempt customary flirting rituals. (Note: success unlikely)