Title: No Capes! Prompt: The Incredibles, II Word Count: 100
“Capes have their uses,” Severus said abruptly during Minerva’s post-film faculty collation. “Perhaps they’re not practical around machinery, but they’re not precisely death traps.”
“Really?” said this year’s DADA teacher. “Of course I have a cloak, but it flaps open during a strong wind, and the hem got caught in the staircase when it changed direction last Tuesday. Almost pulled me right off my feet.”
“It’s probably too long,” Filius chimed in. “I had that problem until I found a good tailor. Proper fit is essential.”
“They bunch up on the train,” argued the DAD professor, and the argument began.