Title: Invitation, X Challenge: Fresh Air Refreshes Totally (F.A.R.T.) Word Count: 100
“So that's how FART began,” murmured Severus. “I wondered why that Ravenclaw refused to wear anything under his robes during Quidditch finals.”
Minerva snagged a salmon chip from the tray Bonty had brought. “Was that the boy who took a Quaffle to the crotch and fell off his broom? Xiomara was furious when he found out he wasn't wearing a cup.”
“That was him.” Severus sampled his own canape and nodded approvingly. “I told my Slytherins that hygiene and safety took precedence, at least while they were at school.”