Challenge: Fresh Air Refreshes Totally (F.A.R.T.)
Word Count: 100
“So that's how FART began,” murmured Severus. “I wondered why that Ravenclaw refused to wear anything under his robes during Quidditch finals.”
Minerva snagged a salmon chip from the tray Bonty had brought. “Was that the boy who took a Quaffle to the crotch and fell off his broom? Xiomara was furious when he found out he wasn't wearing a cup.”
“That was him.” Severus sampled his own canape and nodded approvingly. “I told my Slytherins that hygiene and safety took precedence, at least while they were at school.”
“I'll drink to that!” cried Minerva, and did.