sassy_cissa (sassy_cissa) wrote in slythindor100, @ 2006-12-31 00:12:00 |
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Current mood: | exhausted |
Entry tags: | monday-fun ll |
Monday Fun
Original poster: sassy_cissa
12/30/06 (very late for Monday, 12/25/06)
Title: A Slight Misunderstanding
Author: bslehofer
Rating: R for sexual situations
Word Count: 294
Challenge: Written for the Monday Fun drabble challenge at slythindor100, with the prompt of "Missionary Sex"
Warnings: totally silly and ridiculous
Disclaimer: The only thing I should be sued for is for the silliness of this story.
Author's note: The ending was borrowed from something I read and I can't for the life of me remember where. If it was yours...I apologize and will credit if you tell me.
Draco looked around the small, dusty room as he pounded relentlessly into Harry's arse. All he could see was dust and dirt and the small, hard cot Harry was currently being shagged into.
Harry looked deep into Draco's eyes and reached up for his head, pulling him into a languid kiss. Draco slowed his hips slightly as Harry's tongue danced slowly with his own.
As Harry released the blond from his grip, Draco's hips began to rapidly piston in and out, until he was filling Harry with his hot seed. The sensation, along with that last brush against his prostate, caused Harry to pump his release between their hot, dusty torsos.
"Can you tell me now why we had to come to San Rafael, California, to this tiny little mission, to have sex on the dirtiest mattress in the United States?" Draco queried.
"Um…well...," stammered Harry. "I overheard Hermione and Lavendar talking about sex one day and they were going on and on about missionary sex."
Draco stared at his lover as if he had just grown a third eye and then began to smirk.
"And you just had to try it out, huh hot stuff?" replied Draco, trying hard not to burst out laughing.
"We…well, yes," stammered Harry.
Draco was no longer able to contain his laughter and fell off the tiny mattress onto the floor.
"Oh Merlin Harry, could you be any more naïve and adorable?" Draco said as he chuckled. "Missionary sex…having sex facing each other. Not missionary sex as in having it in a mission."
Harry's face turned as red as a tomato as he blurted out, "Then I suppose I should cancel the boat reservation, because I'm guessing water sports does not mean having sex on a boat, huh?"
Ok, for the next Monday fun I tag faith1922 with a prompt of "out with the old...in with the new". Have fun!