sassy_cissa (sassy_cissa) wrote in slythindor100, @ 2006-10-27 14:32:00 |
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Monday Fun
Original poster: sassy_cissa
10/27/06 (late for Monday, 10/23/06)
Title: WHAT???
Author: bslehofer
Rating: R for implied sexual situations
Word Count: 417
Challenge: Written for the Monday Fun drabble challenge at slythindor100, with the prompt of ""You want me to what?!"
Warnings: totally silly and ridiculous and unbeta'd
Disclaimer: The only thing I should be sued for is for the poor quality of this story.
"Tell me again why I need to try this?" asked Draco.
"Come on, Draco, it will be fun," Harry laughed as he replied.
"You have a very warped sense of fun, Potter."
"Just try it."
"No."
"Please…I promise you amazing sex if you try it," pleaded Harry.
"We always have amazing sex. Promise me something I don't get very often and I might think about it," drawled Draco.
"I'll tie you up and use that toy you like," Harry grinned as he bargained with his lover.
"Well, now that might be some incentive," Draco replied.
"Okay, now put it in your mouth and chew. Then when it's soft, you blow," Harry said.
"When I put something in my mouth, it generally becomes hard and you blow," smirked Draco.
Harry rolled his eyes as he demonstrated for Draco. Draco's eyes grew wide and he grinned.
"No problem here, child's play," laughed Draco.
Harry watched as Draco put the large piece of bubble gum in his mouth and attempted to follow Harry's example. In an instant the blond was screaming and trying to pull the sticky, gooey mess out of his hair.
Harry doubled over with laughter as he sputtered out, "Guess I forgot to tell you to watch for when the bubble bursts. It can be quite a mess and very sticky. Let me help you."
Harry worked unsuccessfully for several minutes to dislodge the pink, sticky mess from Draco's hair. He turned to the blond and said, "I think you're going to have to cut it out of your hair, Draco."
"You want me to what? shrieked Draco, right before he fainted at the thought.
Harry sniggered as he flicked his wand and the mess in Draco's hair disappeared. "I love to get him all in a dither about his hair. He picks the most inopportune times to forget he's a wizard."
Draco stirred and then flinched, his hands immediately flying to his hair. He patted and felt and rubbed the top of his head.
Harry shrugged and said, "I performed a simple cleaning charm. Wizard, Draco…remember? Oh and for the record, I think you'd better stick to blowing me. Seems bubble gum is a bit beyond your talents."
Draco snarled as he slowly stood up and walked towards Harry. "For the record, Harry, you'd better be following through on your promise before I…"
Draco's words fell off as he whispered them into Harry's ear. Harry's eyes grew wide and he squeaked, ""You want me to what?
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First off I apologise profusely for the lateness of this and a million thanks to facecat for sweetly reminding me. Next I apologise for how bad it is. I've been sick and my brain is not altogether.
Finally I tag enchanted_jae and give her the prompt of "Trick or Treat?"