Original poster: house_illrepute

Title: Kicking & Screaming
Author: The House of Ill Repute
Characters: Harry & Draco; with help from Severus Snape and a hapless medi-wizard
Summary: Draco is up to his old tricks again, and this time Harry will pay the price!
Warnings: unBeta'd; introduction to non-canon magical theory. Levity. I'm trying to work within the confines of fandom Draco and canon-asshole Draco.
Written for: Challenge #38 for slythindor100  
Word Count: 1765

There is nothing inherently spectacular about the package delivered to me by the unspectacular delivery wizard on this unspectacular day. The pedestrian brown wrapper is neat and tidy, with no special markings to denote the ‘where’ it came from or the ‘whom’ that sent it. Still, the thin, slanted writing on the attached parchment is a dead, spot-on give-away. The package comes from my former professor, Severus Snape, and surely contains within its confines the most anticipated treasure I had ever… well, anticipated to complement my already extensive library of treasures.

             I open the letter and begin to read with almost teenage-level elation.