yeah, i'm definitely leaning towards him being just a stripper! primarily because he is all about those emotional platonic connection things, and also it's easy to get harassed in a profession like this, and he will fight for his kids to the end. *shakes fist*
abie is welcome to annoy him! or, like... try to challenge his patience... because he is pretty god damn patient. and he will just be so fond because abie's so cute when he thinks he'll succeed, smh.