This is dumb, but since I'm trash and always have been I can't stop thinking about it so I'm just tossing it out there.
I'm kind of obsessed with (VERY MINOR CHARACTER) Rhett Snow from AHS:Roanoke. So I just have this stupid, spooky, sexy idea where he's just this gay-for-pay (or for reals) Uber driver that is constantly obliviously getting stuck in supernatural hijinks in the AHS universe, possibly molested by monsters. Who knows? Who cares? I'm just strange. But drop a line if you're crazy like me. :)