Looking for a line for this newly retired, sharp-shooting assassin (Joel McHale PB-I know, it's kind of off the wall, but so is the character.)
Looking for something romantic and a bit quirky-as he is rather neurotic, even moreso since 'retiring.' I was thinking maybe another assassin that he's known for years and though they've repeatedly been hired to kill each other, nearly succeeded more than once and probably had a violent drunken fling here and there, they are the closest thing either one of them has to a real friend.
So a lot of history, smartarse quips, some violence and smut? Something with a dark comedy tone?
I'm open to any other ideas to pair up against him. He's a ridiculous hot mess, is drunk most of the time and has no idea how to function as a normal person in society without shooting anyone in the face. Haha.
Leave a message here or in the journal! Sorry for the ranty-ness.