Have I said today how far the Ministry's priorities have fallen, that they have time to force all youth to take a trip? Have they considered how those of lesser means will support themselves on this farce? Or, once this ridiculous idea is shelved, how will the gap of six months of doing anything useful be explained?

I am only thinking of the future of the less fortunate.

Whoever handled the travel arrangements obviously rushed their work.

( Regulus )

( Director of the Initiative )

There's a lot of ink spillage today.

( Prongs )

( Pads )

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M SURPRISED. THE MINISTRY IS A BUNCH OF WANKERS.

A WHOLE BUNCH OF WANKERS.

Whatever. James, mate, I'm counting on you to entertain me.


GIDEON
Look, as tempting as I'm sure it was going to be, don't kill her, because then you'll go to Azkaban and I'll see even LESS of you. Plus your quidditch career will be over.

Who's Rhiannon? I don't know who Mary is either. REGARDLESS, we are going to convince our drivers to caravan.

Well...you win some you lose some.

( Private to Alice )

( Private to James )

( Private to Remus )

( Private to Sirius )

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Snape, you still good with Potions?

I need a little advice. How do you respond to bloke who sends you an origami penis?

Asking for a friend.

Ward added late that evening.

( Frank )

Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.

I am SO EXCITED FOR THIS ROAD TRIP! I am going to be Jack Frickin Kerouac!

What is that feeling when you’re driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? – it’s the too-huge world vaulting us, and it’s good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies.

Marauders
I have a plan.

If it wasn't bad enough that muggleborns got their own sort of discrimination at the school, now we're the ones that are forced to drive? Lucky us. What if I wanted to drive with another muggleborn or halfblood? Like Severus?

No offense purebloods, you need to step up your game.

Nothing like being stuck in a car with a bunch of strangers to encourage cooperation.

( Marauders )

There is one good thing to come out of our training being pushed back, Lils. Guess who's touring?



You are all welcome.