I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M SURPRISED. THE MINISTRY IS A BUNCH OF WANKERS.
A WHOLE BUNCH OF WANKERS.
Whatever. James, mate, I'm counting on you to entertain me.
GIDEON Look, as tempting as I'm sure it was going to be, don't kill her, because then you'll go to Azkaban and I'll see even LESS of you. Plus your quidditch career will be over.
Who's Rhiannon? I don't know who Mary is either. REGARDLESS, we are going to convince our drivers to caravan.