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: All Rise
The following exchange of legal correspondence was found scattered across the halfpipe opposite Essen's only eating establishment, No.7. On closer investigation, the inside of the halfpipe itself was found to be boarded off, with strategic peepholes appropriately dimensioned for various spying implements and a handwritten sign reading "MARC'S WAR ROOM – TRESPASSERS WILL BE GROPED" taped to the wall.
When investigators entered the tiny room itself (which proved to be covered in maps, photographs, more spying equipment, clipboards with boyfriend-stealing strategies, and a curiously large number of packets of Jaffa cakes) they found the authors of the aforementioned correspondence, as well as their respective clients and one "independent party" by the name of Roman Wild, all sprawled on a shabby red couch in various stages of undress, inebriation, and sexually and professionally inappropriate conduct.
( Legal counsel is just not what it used to be. )
The following exchange of legal correspondence was found scattered across the halfpipe opposite Essen's only eating establishment, No.7. On closer investigation, the inside of the halfpipe itself was found to be boarded off, with strategic peepholes appropriately dimensioned for various spying implements and a handwritten sign reading "MARC'S WAR ROOM – TRESPASSERS WILL BE GROPED" taped to the wall.
When investigators entered the tiny room itself (which proved to be covered in maps, photographs, more spying equipment, clipboards with boyfriend-stealing strategies, and a curiously large number of packets of Jaffa cakes) they found the authors of the aforementioned correspondence, as well as their respective clients and one "independent party" by the name of Roman Wild, all sprawled on a shabby red couch in various stages of undress, inebriation, and sexually and professionally inappropriate conduct.
( Legal counsel is just not what it used to be. )