House Cup Award!
The points have been tallied, re-tallied, lost, set on fire (luckily snow was around to freeze it, but we had to get WhiteCotton-The-Accelerant away), then tallied one final time.
The results for the House Cup are finally in! After one long year, many drabble challenges, cock rings and butt plugs, and several mentions of *shudders* Drarry, we are finally ready to bestow honors upon...
*cue drum roll*
GRYFFINDOR!
*struggles under weight of Trophy*
Congratulations to members of Gryffindor for earning a combined total of 966 points for their house! The effort you've put into your fics, art and banter is most appreciated, so well done all of you. This magnificent House Cup will sit on the mantel in the Lounge and on our IJ.
And now we come to the individual awards!
We present this certificate *points to certificate* to the individual who earned most points for their house. Step right up...
WHITECOTTON!
*claps*
And now for the individual who LOST the most points for their house. Step right up... Er...
WHITECOTTON?
*shakes head*
Um... good job?
*pours the champagne*
*pets the Hufflepuffs... presents proof to the Ravenclaws... looks around vainly for the Slytherins*