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webmistresses (webmistresses) wrote in severus_sighs,
@ 2009-10-02 19:09:00

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admin: webmistresses, event: anniversary 2009, webmistresses

House Cup Award!
The points have been tallied, re-tallied, lost, set on fire (luckily snow was around to freeze it, but we had to get WhiteCotton-The-Accelerant away), then tallied one final time.

The results for the House Cup are finally in! After one long year, many drabble challenges, cock rings and butt plugs, and several mentions of *shudders* Drarry, we are finally ready to bestow honors upon...

*cue drum roll*

GRYFFINDOR!

*struggles under weight of Trophy*

Congratulations to members of Gryffindor for earning a combined total of 966 points for their house! The effort you've put into your fics, art and banter is most appreciated, so well done all of you. This magnificent House Cup will sit on the mantel in the Lounge and on our IJ.

And now we come to the individual awards!

We present this certificate *points to certificate* to the individual who earned most points for their house. Step right up...

WHITECOTTON!

*claps*

And now for the individual who LOST the most points for their house. Step right up... Er...

WHITECOTTON?

*shakes head*

Um... good job?

*pours the champagne*

*pets the Hufflepuffs... presents proof to the Ravenclaws... looks around vainly for the Slytherins*

The Webmistresses

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	accioslash 2009-10-03 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Hahahahaha! cough I mean, wow, White Cotton is like the Harry Potter of Severus Sighs. ;D Congratulations, Gryffindor House! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whitecotton 2009-10-03 12:49 am UTC (link)
	is speechless... ...almost How could you? I'll have you know I can speak without stuttering, walk unaided for distances greater than laptop to wine rack, and spell lejilimency! Pah! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	accioslash 2009-10-03 01:00 am UTC (link)
	And look - NO CAPSLOCK OF RAGE EITHER!!!111ELEVENTY11 I merely meant you are like Harry Potter in the sense that you both earned and lost the most points for your House. ;D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whitecotton 2009-10-03 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Accioslash wouldn't insult me, snow. I prefer to think of it as complimenting Harry. grabs and hugs accioslash (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	accioslash 2009-10-03 01:16 am UTC (link)
	~~Molests~~ ~~Snogs~~ Hugs White Cotton. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	atypicalsnowman 2009-10-03 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha! Oh, that is quite an insult for our WhiteCotton. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	accioslash 2009-10-03 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Should I now confess to being a member of Gryffindor House so you can deduct the appropriate number of points? ;D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	atypicalsnowman 2009-10-03 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha! The Ravenclaws won't be happy you're deserting them, I think. Also, no switching houses! This isn't bad fanfic! : P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	webmistresses 2009-10-03 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh damn! You got me all excited about taking points from Gryffindor. pouts (Reply to this) (Parent)

	accioslash 2009-10-03 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Hahahaha! I actually am a Slytherclaw, but I didn't know I told you. Bad memory FTL! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	atypicalsnowman 2009-10-03 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Have you actually never been sorted? is shocked Go on and take the sorting hat quiz and let us know which you are. You can only earn/lose points for one, darling. : ) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	accioslash 2009-10-03 01:32 am UTC (link)
	It's Ravenclaw. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	atypicalsnowman 2009-10-03 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Huzzah! You're the 3,375th person in Ravenclaw! No, I'm kidding. But there are at least twice as many Ravenclaws than there are anyone else. But hooray for you being in a house. I swear all this time I thought you'd been in the house table. Silly snow. fist bump (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alisanne 2009-10-03 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Points? There are points? perks rubs hands together (Reply to this) (Thread)

	webmistresses 2009-10-03 04:23 am UTC (link)
	There are points, and Slytherin is in the lead! You can see the points table here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whitecotton 2009-10-03 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Come on, alisanne, we need you! Anyone can write drabble at any time and collect points, not necessarily for a challenge or event. The drabbles and ficlets just have to be written for us to count. Oh we are so going to win this year! Slytherin rules! (Reply to this) (Parent)