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Tweak says, "I totally therouxed that!"

All together now (binary_star) wrote in schrecknet,
@ 2020-09-07 18:36:00

Entry tags:

character: amadeus lazarus, character: ariel lee underwood, character: claudia wagner, character: the confluence

[Amadeus & Hounds]

Ding-dong, Avon calling. I've got a pretty pink Cadillac to earn. Or to be given. Amadeus, give me a car for this. Hahahahahahahaha.

I would like to invite you all to the future funeral of one Luke Schwartz. Mister Schwartz will be shitting himself to death relatively soon if you do a good enough job. Caitiff. Ten years out of Seattle, supposedly a good little Cam with serious Anarch leanings until a certain predecessor put his girlfriend six-feet under. Oopsie doodle. Maybe he should've ghouled her.

How he's gotten to "smiler the defiler" is anyone's guess. Not mine because I don't care but anyone else's.

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	nightcurse 2020-09-09 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Naturally. But so difficult to peel off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	binary_star 2020-09-09 01:33 am UTC (link)
	What, you've never lubed up your skin to fit into a vinyl catsuit then spent the whole night feeling it squish around in your thigh area? Is that just me? Or was it a fantasy I had one evening? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nightcurse 2020-09-09 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I mean, obviously I have. What else is there to do at 2am at a diner on a highway in New Mexico? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	binary_star 2020-09-09 02:11 am UTC (link)
	You were at that diner too? What a coincidence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nightcurse 2020-09-09 02:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm offended. Why didn't you say hi? Was it all the vinyl? The pickles? The opera music that was playing? It was a lot to take in, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	binary_star 2020-09-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Somewhere between the pickles and the glory hole in the bathroom. I still need someone to explain the armadillo working the grill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nightcurse 2020-09-09 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Some things should remain a mystery. Such as why the glory hole was shaped like a poop emoji. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	binary_star 2020-09-10 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Is that what it was? I was hoping for ice cream... I like ice cream. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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