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All together now ([info]binary_star) wrote in [info]schrecknet,
@ 2020-09-07 18:36:00

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Entry tags:character: amadeus lazarus, character: ariel lee underwood, character: claudia wagner, character: the confluence

[Amadeus & Hounds]

Ding-dong, Avon calling. I've got a pretty pink Cadillac to earn. Or to be given. Amadeus, give me a car for this. Hahahahahahahaha.

I would like to invite you all to the future funeral of one Luke Schwartz. Mister Schwartz will be shitting himself to death relatively soon if you do a good enough job. Caitiff. Ten years out of Seattle, supposedly a good little Cam with serious Anarch leanings until a certain predecessor put his girlfriend six-feet under. Oopsie doodle. Maybe he should've ghouled her.

How he's gotten to "smiler the defiler" is anyone's guess. Not mine because I don't care but anyone else's.


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[info]_intherough
2020-09-08 12:12 am UTC (link)
Oh, son of a bitch. It couldn't be fucking anyone else?

It's not even leanings. I don't know why the fuck he'd switch sides he was that far up the Anarch asshole, as far as I know.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 12:13 am UTC (link)
What, you know him? Is this a family reunion? Or old boyfriends? What's the drama?

Wait... I don't care. Nevermind.

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[info]_intherough
2020-09-08 12:13 am UTC (link)
... Seriously, man? Fuck off.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 12:14 am UTC (link)
Only in your ~dreams~, kiddo.

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[info]sanguinemagic
2020-09-08 12:58 am UTC (link)
Kids, behave.

Also, afraid there are only sweet dreams of me happening.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 01:01 am UTC (link)
Oh, who knows what lives in the subconscious minds of men...

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[info]_intherough
2020-09-08 01:02 am UTC (link)
Sure as fuck not you.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 01:02 am UTC (link)
Now what have you got against me, fluffy kiddo? Honestly, I'm just here to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now.

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[info]_intherough
2020-09-08 01:03 am UTC (link)
Your ego is too sizeable for your own fucking good. That's what.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 01:04 am UTC (link)
That's what he/she/they said, darling~

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[info]_intherough
2020-09-08 01:01 am UTC (link)
He started it...

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[info]sanguinemagic
2020-09-08 01:12 am UTC (link)
How about we not focus on who started it and instead focus on shutting this guy down once and for all?

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 01:15 am UTC (link)
Pinpointing his physical location is a bit more difficult than anticipated. He's very clever and very mobile.

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[info]sanguinemagic
2020-09-08 01:17 am UTC (link)
Of course, he is. Considering he always manages to already be gone every time we go to move in on him.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 01:24 am UTC (link)
I'll work on aliases, land leases, things in his girlfriend's name, her family's name, etc. That should be infinitely easier than getting his identity.

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[info]sanguinemagic
2020-09-08 12:56 am UTC (link)
If we can use this to catch this guy, I will buy you a pink Cadillac.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 01:00 am UTC (link)
I wish you all the best luck in the world. Sending you every little tidbit I have~

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[info]sanguinemagic
2020-09-08 01:15 am UTC (link)
Good because we're probably going to need every little tidbit.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-08 06:18 pm UTC (link)
[Well, looks like the boys already asked the bigger questions.]

Will this funeral be business casual, or?

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-08 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Maybe a wetsuit.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-09 12:41 am UTC (link)
Will vinyl do? It looks wet.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-09 12:51 am UTC (link)
And it's so much easier to clean when it comes to blood and gore. Just hang it up and spray it with a hose.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-09 01:27 am UTC (link)
Naturally. But so difficult to peel off.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-09 01:33 am UTC (link)
What, you've never lubed up your skin to fit into a vinyl catsuit then spent the whole night feeling it squish around in your thigh area? Is that just me? Or was it a fantasy I had one evening?

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-09 01:49 am UTC (link)
I mean, obviously I have. What else is there to do at 2am at a diner on a highway in New Mexico?

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-09 02:11 am UTC (link)
You were at that diner too? What a coincidence.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-09 02:59 am UTC (link)
I'm offended. Why didn't you say hi? Was it all the vinyl? The pickles? The opera music that was playing? It was a lot to take in, I suppose.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
Somewhere between the pickles and the glory hole in the bathroom. I still need someone to explain the armadillo working the grill.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-09 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Some things should remain a mystery. Such as why the glory hole was shaped like a poop emoji.

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[info]binary_star
2020-09-10 12:32 am UTC (link)
Is that what it was? I was hoping for ice cream... I like ice cream.

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