InsaneJournal

[public + locked to garnet]
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Who wants to help me out tomorrow? I've got a couch that needs hauling up a Sisyphian staircase in St Marks Place, and I know what you're thinking... I can do that shit myself. Well, of course I could, but that might not seem normal to my insufferably human, agonizingly nosy neighbors who are currently unemployed. My personal ongoings have basically become their Netflix. Besides, what's the use of you having super-strength if I can't watch you use it? P.S. I may or may not pay you.

[Garnet]
I have a collection of priceless artsy knives some idiot boy gave me at work, if you want to come over and throw them off the roof later.