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★[ rhiannon ]★ ☆ ✰ ([info]nightcurse) wrote in [info]schrecknet,
@ 2020-08-31 23:51:00

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Entry tags:character: ariel lee underwood, character: claudia wagner, character: garnet winters, character: mab, character: rook, character: tristian mayfair

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Who wants to help me out tomorrow? I've got a couch that needs hauling up a Sisyphian staircase in St Marks Place, and I know what you're thinking... I can do that shit myself. Well, of course I could, but that might not seem normal to my insufferably human, agonizingly nosy neighbors who are currently unemployed. My personal ongoings have basically become their Netflix. Besides, what's the use of you having super-strength if I can't watch you use it? P.S. I may or may not pay you.

[Garnet]
I have a collection of priceless artsy knives some idiot boy gave me at work, if you want to come over and throw them off the roof later.


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[info]morta
2020-09-01 05:56 am UTC (link)
Aaah, fair. Dream away, love. Surely they're not actually bowlers? No one wears those fucking things. No one.

You really should. You've got power. Use it. Enjoy it.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-01 06:12 am UTC (link)
Oh, but they're bowlers. They're totally fucking bowlers. Sometimes, even tweed flatcaps. That's how incorrigible the situation is here. Dire.

I've been hesitant to use my powers lately. Probably, because I'm spending too much time at the bookstore actually doing my job. I need to go back to making everyone else do my job for me. Things were much better then.

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[info]morta
2020-09-01 06:19 am UTC (link)
I can't say much against a tweed flat cap. I'm Scottish, so... They're in my blood. But a bowler is unacceptable.

At the very least, you shouldn't have to suffer carrying a couch when you can make other people do it. Think about whether or not you want to actually be a manager before you throw a coup at work.

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[info]ebonyfeathers
2020-09-01 07:50 am UTC (link)
At least you're not volunteering James and me to do it.

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[info]morta
2020-09-01 08:03 am UTC (link)
Only one of you boys is my slave~ And James doesn't need to drop a couch on his hands.

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[info]neonlit
2020-09-01 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Aww.

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[info]morta
2020-09-01 02:41 pm UTC (link)
I'd rather you not break anything, my dear.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-01 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Men in stupid hats only, please.

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[info]ebonyfeathers
2020-09-01 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Good thing me and hats don't mix then.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-02 03:12 am UTC (link)
Wrong. I just pictured you in an elf hat. It mixed.

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[info]ebonyfeathers
2020-09-02 03:16 am UTC (link)
Sounds damaging to my hair.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-02 03:33 am UTC (link)
Wrong, again. They're made of very hair supportive fabric. In fact, I have a coworker who doubles at Saks. I'll have him put in a good word for you. They'll be looking for Santa's Helpers soon.

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[info]ebonyfeathers
2020-09-02 05:15 am UTC (link)
I just don't feel like they take into account my hair type.

[...]

No.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-02 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Grinch.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-01 02:29 pm UTC (link)
I could possibly tolerate you in a stupid hat.

Besides, managers have their bagel & oatmilk latte meetings during the day. That might make things a little crispy for me. Though, a tan might be nice after all these years.

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[info]morta
2020-09-01 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Bless your magnanimous wee heart.

Did you even tan as kine? You look like you'd burn instead.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-01 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, I tend to unattractively freckle. Patches, think puppy patches of freckles, no quaint little constellations of spatterings for me. But after the burn, a Hollywood tan emerges. So, it might all be worth it. I wouldn't even have to contour.

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[info]morta
2020-09-01 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Bless your poor skin. I remember when being pale was a sign of prosperity... Stick to pale.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-01 04:03 pm UTC (link)
I remember when these eyelash extensions of mine would've gotten me arrested for public indecency. To be clear, I wouldn't have been entirely opposed to being seized. Life was so dull back then.

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[info]morta
2020-09-01 04:06 pm UTC (link)
I do wonder if it was the boredom of the time that incited me to convince multiple women to burn their husbands alive in Druidic sacrifice... Ah, those were the days.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-01 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Inciting to ritualistic sacrifice is one of your many impressive resume bullets.

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[info]morta
2020-09-01 04:19 pm UTC (link)
But does it get me anywhere in the tattoo business?

You really should just open your own shop, you know. Imagine luring in the hipsters and you're the boss...

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-01 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Any girl in her right mind would want matching tattoos after a ritual sacrifice. I mean?

Hm. Not the worst idea I've ever heard. Maybe only being open at night can add to a campy ambiance of LED candles and absurd Victorian furniture.

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[info]morta
2020-09-01 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Ritual sacrifices aren't as common in the modern kine world as they used to be...

Or, you know, a couple of ghouls to run the day time. T'is why we have James.

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[info]nightcurse
2020-09-02 03:14 am UTC (link)
Hmm, not according to all those murder shows on Hulu that I definitely don't stay up all night watching.

Must I reiterate how I wasn't meant for motherhood? I simply lack the constitution. I'd forget to feed them, they'd use my shampoo... it's just too much.

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(no subject) - [info]morta, 2020-09-02 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightcurse, 2020-09-02 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]morta, 2020-09-02 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightcurse, 2020-09-02 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morta, 2020-09-03 02:11 am UTC

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