15th December 2030 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
SUNDAY SOCIAL!
By Rita Skeeter
Things between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy seem to get heated and not in the 'I want to hex you' way that seemed to accompany their school days. Monday night, Mr. Malfoy visited the Potter house once more. He showed up with an expensive bottle of wine and was not seen leaving. We wish we would have the wild nights these two seem to have.
Teddy Lupin and James Potter were both seen entering the tattoo and piercing parlour. The owner did not comment when we inquired on why Mr. Lupin was making a second visit. Maybe the first was to pick something for his new husband. If that's the case, we will see it soon enough in Mr. Potter's next photoshoot. We always do look forward to them. Also a note reminding everyone that today the Quidditch charity calendar goes on sale. Don't forget to buy a copy.
We have a new member of the MLE Squad. Emil Lebeau is here to help us deal with the new murder. However, Mr. Lebeau is a full Veela who seems to spend more time turning heads than anything else. Is the Ministry looking for some eye candy in her new hires?
Fenella Topstitch and Horatio Bletchley tied the knot on Saturday. The event was attended by most older families, including Blaise Zabini. Why we point him out? Keep reading.
Mr. Regulus Black, the representative of the oldest wizarding family in Britain, was noticeably absent from the Topstitch/Bletchley wedding. He was at the Falcon v. United game where Julien Zabini suffered multiple injuries. Sources tell us that Mr. Black accompanied Mr. Zabini to St. Mungo's and then our dashing Chaser went home with Mr. Black. But is Julien chasing more than quidditch fame? Could he be looking to gain respectability as well as a husband? We sure would like to know.
It looks like the MLE is getting ready to start a new program to train his members. The teacher? None other than the Severus Snape. If you see billowing robes, be sure to move, because our Death Eater-turned-Hero does not suffer fools.