16th February 2031 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
SUNDAY SOCIAL!
By Rita Skeeter
Congratulation to Leanna Goyle and Thatcher Lestrange on their upcoming wedding. The happy couple will tie the knot this coming Saturday and the guest list is a who's who of old families. This will be a wedding to remember.
The mystery thickens. The same young redhead was seen with Al Potter and James Potter on two separate occasion. She sure seems to get around. We wonder how Daddy Potter will take it when he finds out that his sons spends time with the same woman.
Lily Potter is back in the country. After disappearing without any explanation and leaving her band in a lurch right after they dropped a new record, she's returned with a dog in tow. Knowing our dab girl, she'll probably move on soon and find something else to entertain her. Lock your bottles.
Emil Lebeau and Everett Topstitch seem to have taken this a step forward. After their Veela ritual, we hear that wedding bells are in their future, despite disagreement from the families. The couple was seen having dinner together at Flamel, looking very cozy. After their meal, they went home together to the flat they now share. We hope that they will stay strong and win their families' objection.
Many words have been spent in this very newspaper about the arrest of one Archibald Faraway, accused of having killed a woman and four young men. While we applaudthe arrest, we do wonder why it took the murder of the Ministry's nephew for something to be done. How many could have been saved if they had done their job from the start? If that weren't obvious enough, the dismissal of Squad Head Montague should tell us what we need.
Food and Board opened on Saturday night. The place was full, but some of the entertainment had little to do with the centre. The Weird Sisters were there with their entourage, including wives and mistresses. Lisa Turpin was seen with Kirley Duke, making people wonder if they were rekindling their relationship. Belvina Black was seen in the arms of James Sirius Potter and we do mean in his arms. (Check out our pictures.) Emil Lebeau was there with his fiancee, but took a moment to speak with his partner Alexander Goldstein who was the arresting Patrolman in the Faraway case. In a case of changing morals, Regulus Black and his cousin Fabian Prewett were seen in a compromising positions while playing pinball. We know that it was normal in their days, but someone should let them know that it's not really done anymore. Perhaps, Mr. Black's boyfriend should.