"Hey, Beavis, you know Boy George is BI-sexual, right?"
"Um ... I know what means, Butt-Head, but as a test, why don't you tell me what that means?"
"You dumbass! You don't know? It means he has TWO SCHLONGS!"
"But ... that doesn't make any SENSE! If he spanks his monkey ... does he have to spank them BOTH? When he goes to the bathroom ... does he have to CHOOSE which one he uses?"