PETER PARKER FINDS AN ALIEN GIRL WHO'S LIKE 600 YEARS OLD BUT LOOKS 20 AND SHE WANTS TO BANG HIM BUT THEN A BUNCH OF OTHER ALIENS SHOW UP AND WANT TO DO HIM BUT HE'S A BIG PUSSY AND DOESN'T WANT TO HURT THEIR FEELINGS SO HE TOUCHES NONE OF THEM.
ALSO ONE'S A LITTLE GIRL BECAUSE WE LIKE TO KEEP SHIT CREEPY UP HERE IN ANIME LAND. WE ROLL LIKE THAT.