So it started with Peter Parker doing the men vs women internal monologue thing, and then it turned into ladies who have never met before being out-of-the-blue spiteful and straight-up obnoxious body fascist to each other - and may I point out, in loose boxers one cannot see Michelle's "booty" to tell if it inspires thoughts of puppies or not - and ends with MJ coming by (why?? Run, lady) wearing an outfit I think she stole from her SMLMJ counterpart and reading like a sterile version of herself at best.
That's great.
I really want to watch the old Animated Series to bring back the warm feelings and ace plot remembrances that Spider-Man once stirred in me, but I don't want to buy it and thereby give Marvel some money for a Spider-Man product.