Re: We need Marvel religions!
I'm now reminded of the scene from Pinky and the Brain where they go Amish in order to conquer the world (it was that kind of show).
AMISH: Come brother Logan, It is time for the mid-day barn raising.
LOGAN: If I say yes will you people give me back my beer?
AMISH: Beer is the work of the devil lad.
We would have to add Deadpool to the story as well.