HOLY SHIT YOU'VE JUST FIGURED OUT THE PERFECT ENDING FOR "BLACKEST NIGHT"
JUST AS ALL HOPE LOOKS TO BE LOST, KYLE APPEARS WITH A NEWLY RESTORED-TO-LIFE JADE IN TOW, AND HE SAYS, "STAND BACK, HAL JORDAN, BECAUSE THIS IS A JOB FOR KYLE RAYNER AND HIS DEATH-LIFE POLARITY-REVERSING PENIS!!!"
WITH THAT, KYLE FLIES OUT INTO SPACE AND FUCKS THE UNLIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE BLACK LANTERN CORPS, MAGICALLY RESURRECTING THEM ALL AS HIS PENIS TRANSFORMS INTO A COSMIC ANTI-REFRIGERATOR